Sunday, May 31, 2009

Only in New York

I was sitting in Greenwhich Park waiting for my friends to arrive when I notice this homeless man gawking at me. 

"Can I help you?" I rudely said.

"Got a quarter?" He replies without flinching. 

(I say, what my usual response is to any homeless person asking for money.)

"I don't have any change." 

"Well then can I have some head?" And when I don't respond he banishes. The reason that I don't respond is because I was in shock that this nasty homeless man just preposition me for sex.

Only in New York...!

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